Between last week, and the aftermath that has stretched into this week, the Akadot team is bereft of satirical witticisms. However, we feel it would be a shame to skip a week for the Top Ten and so have compiled our own - part self-congratulatory, part sincere tribute - Top Ten Akadot Top Ten lists. We hope you enjoy this trip down memory lane and take this opportunity to find something somewhat amusing to temper an extremely grim time for us all.

10: Anime Titles If They Were Porn

9: The Top 10 Most Romantic Things To Say to an Anime Fan

8: Akadot's Top Ten Pick Up Lines at an Anime Convention

7: Top Ten Reasons Why Anime Boys Are Better Than Real Men

6: The Top Ten Excuses to Justify Watching Anime Instead of Doing Something Worthwhile With Your Life

5: Top 10 Reasons Why Anime is Good

4: The Top 10 Reasons why every healthy, young child should own a mecha

3: The Top 10 Favorite Dishes of Anime Monsters

2: Top 10 Reasons to Date an Otaku

1: Top 10 Ways to Tell You've Played One Too Many Akadot Drinking Games

Thank you, everybody, for your support and readership. Here's to a better tomorrow.

As always, Akadot welcomes submission for new top ten lists based on existing topics or on entirely new topics. Email all entries to editor@akadot.com.

Fushigi Yugi © Yu Watase / Shogakukan - Bandai Visual - Studio Pierrot - MOVIC / Pioneer Entertainment.

Parallel Dual! - Trouble Adventure © AIC / Pioneer / Pioneer Ent.

Urotsukidoji: Return of the Overfiend © Toshio Maeda / West Cape Corp. / Kiseki Films London / A18 Corp.

Irresponsible Captain Tylor © Kadokawa Shoten / Tylor Project / The Right Stuf Int.