10: He'll always show up on his motorcycle to save me from manhandling oafs ogling my "Sailor Moon" leg line.
9: I can run my hands through his long flowing hair, the soft kind of hair that undulates gracefully in the wind and from which I can weave sheets of silk.
8: When he looks at me with sparkles in his eyes, I'll know it's because he loves me and not because he's stoned.
7: I can share hair care products with him. Hell, I can get hair care advice from him.
6: Cherry Blossoms will always be in season when I'm with him.
5: He can kick ass and look good doing it.
4: He doesn't speak English, so I don't have to listen.
3: He looks like a girl.
2: He's got a pretty mouth.
1: I won't get arrested.