10: Of all the anime conventions in all the world why did you have to walk into mine?
9: Can I see your Vampire Hunter D cups?
8: Are you going to the Hentai panel?
7: Nice tail.
6: I'm Steven Bennett.
5: So, is all your hair blue?
4: Why yes, that is a full size "Gundam Wing" action figure in my pocket, but I'm also happy to see you.
3: So exactly what kind of protection should I bring, Ranma?
2: Excuse me, I choose you.
1: Are you over eighteen?