OK, it's cheap, it's a tad dirty, but it may be worth a chuckle. This week's Akadot Top Ten list begs the question, what would it be called if it were porn ...

10: "Escablowme."

9: "Filial Fantasy X."

8: "Blue Submarine No. 69."

7: "Hyper Balls."

6: "Cowboy Bop."

5: "Muffy."

4: "The Big Oh Baby."

3: "The Irresistible Captain Tylor."

2: "Samurai SeX."

1: "Sailor Moon."

As always, Akadot welcomes submission for new top ten lists based on existing topics or on entirely new topics. Email all entries to editor@akadot.com.

Escaflowne © Sunrise / Bandai Ent.

Blue Submarine No. 6 © Satoru Ozawa / Bandai Visual / Toshiba EMI / Gonzo / Bandai Ent.

Hyper Doll © Shinpei Ito / Tokuma Shoten / Pioneer LDC / Pioneer Ent.

The Big O © Sunrise / Bandai Ent.

Samurai X / Rurouni Kenshin © Nobuhiro Watsuki / Shueisha / Fuji TV / SPE Visual Works / AD Vision.