10: To out do the kids with the latest beepers and cell phones.
9: To eradicate Biff and Tony for the lunch money they stole from you.
8: Apparently no one is ever too young to be able to handle one.
7: It's either this or meth amphetamines.
6: Protection while slam dancing at punk concerts.
5: They're the required controller for the new "Gundam" game on Playstation 2.
4: Girls dig guys with big machines.
3: Guys dig girls with … big machines.
2: Razor Scooters are over.
1: To outrun the fuzz.