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Appleseed
by Luis Reyes  
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Overall: 6.0
Katayama succeeds in sculpting complex conceits which hinge on climaxes that never come.

Story: 4.0
Considering that Masamune Shirow created such a vivid landscape, it's surprising that the plotlines succumbed to mediocrity.

Character Development: 8.0
The ambivalence within Dunan, especially, wedged between her human roots and her cyborg superiors, stirs the plot. But resolution on any level ultimately comes through some physical feat rather than a painstaking choice. Karon's convictions that Olympus is responsible for human decay drives the plot but, alas, culminate only in a misplaced reversal marginalized by explosions and gun play.

Art/Animation: 8.0
Although timid ventures into the third dimension meet with fewer successes than failures, vibrant backdrops and heart-pounding chase sequences rusticate an ailing script.

Translation: 8.0
This American script maintains the free spirited banter between Dunan and Bularios. And Lorelei King's Athena is laced with a requisite sardonic realism.

MPAA Equivalent: PG-13
A lot of gunfire, little blood and, sadly, sexual arousal reaches its peak in a brief profile shot of Dunan in her panties.


X-Factors

The I Want to be Your Bitch Factor: 10
Athena is such an enigmatic taskmaster, replete with sharp eyes, pursed lips and fiery ginger locks, how can a mortal human resist bowing to a...well...a god.

The Classical Allusions Factor: 7.0
Need to study for Classics 126, need to watch anime, well have I got news for you...

The Blue Balls Factor: 5.0
Teasing throughout the movie with an obvious, though unrealized, romance between Dunan and Bularios, an underused Cupid must have lost interest by the end.



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