10: A four inch waist atop thirty-four inch hips
9: A nose sharp enough to shave with
8: A high pitched, yet fear-striking, roar
7: A hot-headed temper that yields to making a nine course dinner for her man
6: Speed lines instead of stretch marks
5: Nipple-less breasts, a hairless crotch and clothing that vanishes in a flash of light
4: The innocent act
3: Wings protruding from the shoulder blades or some other means of flight so that she'll get back fast with the six pack
2: An affinity for students that fail their university entrance exams
1: Nothing that makes them look Japanese
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