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Fearing the wrath of irate anime fans, anime industry professionals or people with good taste, Akadot rejects Top Ten list ideas that fail to live up to the high standards of responsible social satire that make the Top Ten lists such a popular feature on this site. So, to give you an idea of what our editors have throw back to the Philistine sludge, Akadot presents ...


The Top Ten Akadot Top Ten List Ideas That Never Passed Muster


Constipated Goku cracked out guy in 'Akira'
10: Top ten reasons why the WB and Fox ain't so bad.

9: Top ten anime conventions worse than root canal.

8: Top ten guesses of what gastro-intestinal malady afflicts the cast of Dragonball Z.

7: Top ten brutal public slaughters perpetrated by overzealous cosplayers.

6: Top ten drug abuse scenes in "Akira."

5: President Bush's Top Ten enemas. *

4: Top ten reasons why Hayao Miyazaki is an over-rated hack.

3: Top ten fattest otaku.

2: Top ten anime to watch in order to facilitate self-enjoyment.

1: Top ten reasons why anime turned me to the bottle.


* We asked him for anime.

As always, Akadot welcomes submission for new top ten lists based on existing topics or on entirely new topics. Email all entries to editor@akadot.com.
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Dragon Ball Z © FUNimation.
Akira © Katsuhiro Otomo / Pioneer LDC, Inc.
Princess Mononoke © NIBARIKI-TNDG / Buena Vista Home Entertainment Inc.
Rurouni Kenshin © SPE Visual Works / Media Blasters / Anime Works.
Irresponsible Captain Tylor © Kadokawa Shoten / Tylor Project / The Right Stuf Int.