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The Top Ten Lines Axed from Akadot Reviews



10: I've always been a sucker for vampire stories. 9: "Pokémon" sounds suspiciously like the nickname of a Jamaican child molester. 8: The character of Faye combines style and wit with the sort of only-in-anime physique that makes one wish she would be my Valentine. 7: One of the murderous demon's mystical abilities cannot be described in polite company other than to say it approximates what the Gorgon Medusa could have done if she shoved her head up her own a. 6: Sylibus and Armitage consummate their relationship with the most romantic encounter between man and machine since my ex-roommate bought herself a waterproof pager. 5: "El Hazard" makes up with shallowness for what it lacks in depth. 4: With the possible exception of Judo, Ichiro Suzuki, economy cars, top ramen, and one of my ex-girlfriends, "Cowboy Bebop" is the greatest thing ever to come out of Japan. In fact, scratch what I said about my ex-girlfriend. 3: According to physicists, the universe may someday collapse upon itself and, in a process reversing the Big Bang, disappear into nothingness leaving no trace of its ever having existed. If such a thing is possible I hope it happens to "Tenchi Universe" first. 2: Ifurita appears to be an emotionless robot with the body of a porn-star who lives only to trample and eradicate less powerful beings. In other words she's Bill Gates' wet dream. 1: Karma can loosely be defined as the reason why Disney Corporation will someday eat sh and die.