10: Odor 'd Otaku
9: Sci-fi T-Shirts with grease and catsup stains
8: Otaku Essentials Hand Book - An easy to use reference for oblique otaku terminology like, "Region 2," "Fully Articulated," and "AX"
7: The Erotic Otaku Movie Guide by Ryo "Joe" Saeba
6: How to Draw Otaku - Volume 1: The Gut and Gelatinous Movement. Volume 2: The Face, Facial Hair and Acne. Volume 3: Vacant Ambition and Delusional Dreams.
5: Anime no Video - How absurd is the anime obsession with otaku? Find out in this hilarious release from the boys over at Lossax.
4: Pounds
3: Limited edition Fred Patten action figure
2: Super-Deformed Otaku key chains...well, just regular otaku with rings bolted into their heads
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