10: Tom Cruise: Bishounen are pretty.
9: Arnold Schwarzenegger: Big guns.
8: Winona Ryder: The girls have bigger eyes than I do.
7: Jack Nicholson: Does it matter? I'm Jack.
6: Catherine Zeta Jones: The "Sailor Moon" stories are really intelligent and challenging.
5: Jim Carrey: I'm perfect for any anime role turned live action. And since I'm such a fan, I'll do it for only 20 million.
4: Robin Williams: It's like one hand clapping in a forest, it's like kangaroos hopping around Survivors in the Australian outback, you know, man this stuff was sent down by the Gods above and they did say, "Enjoy, my sons and multiply."
3: Oprah Winfrey: Don't I own it?
2: Jennifer Love Hewitt: Because my breasts, which are real by the way, are just as bouncy as any of the female characters...and they always have really cute panties.
1: Woody Allen: The little girls have cute panties.