10: Killing more trees for better value.
9: Pages made from 100% human skin tissue.
8: Tezuka Osamu can kick Stan Lee's sorry ass.
7: Have you seen comic book collectors? Which brings us to number 6 ...
6: No ads for Oxy face wash or Doritos brand tortilla chips (a dubious paring if ever there was one).
5: Nipple-less breasts.
4: Less words, less color, less of a possibility that a letterer and inker can masquerade as a vital part of the creative process.
3: Manga come from a country that hasn't resorted to dropping a nuclear weapon on another sovereign nation or embraced capitol punishment as a means of eradicating retarded people.
2: They're the same thing, really, come on. Let's not split hairs … of which Japanese men tend to retain 67% more often than American men.
1: 'Nuff Said.
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