The room party is a staple of any convention, and there's nothing quite like meeting up with a friend after they've enjoyed the available libations. However, as much fun as it may be, taking advantage of the state of your inebriated con-mate will only amount to bad fortune. In order to protect you from your own malicious tendencies (and any number of angry, innocent bystanders), Akadot provides the...

10: That girl/boy likes you.

9: In a traditional Japanese ceremony, the uninitiated consumes 52 shots of sake, but we don't have to be traditional.

8: Could you demonstrate that move Kenshin does with this katana while we wait here in line?

7: You know, the more you drink, the more you can understand Japanese.

6: Let's Cosplay at the biker bar down on Swampshed Blvd.

5: You're right, that rotund Tenchi does look good in this light, it ain't the Yebisu-goggles, you should go for him.

4: You're right, that rotund Sailor Scout does look good in this light, it ain't the Asahi-goggles, you should go for him.

3: Nah, Chiho Saito loves to get hit on.

2: I think the age of consent is something like 14 in this state.

1: Kampai!

Special Thanks to Sailor Sirius, who obviously knows from experience the effects of above phrases and inspired this list.

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