Love is in the air, or it was this past February 14th - especially at Anime-Love (www.anime-love.com) Akadot has compiled some of the best anime personals so sit back with your can of diet soda and your bruised dignity and peruse ...

10: Single White Male, 35, live w/mother, loves cats, allergic to water vapor. Looking for tall, leggy blonde w/knockout body, good cook.

9: Single White Male, 22, ponytail, fair skin, have over 3,000 anime tapes. Looking for timid, mousy female with a sword.

8: Divorced Asian Male, 16, thick-boned, fragile, bloodsporter. Looking for round, heavy Sailor Moon cosplayer.

7: Single Gaijin Male, nijyu-go, bishounen-lukku, can speak nihongo, Karate kuro beruto, incredibly hansamu. Looking at myself.

6: Single Asian Male, 86, peaceful, bald, bearded, ruminating. Looking for an answer to it all.

5: Single Red Devil, , soul sucking, pestilence serving, anime fan. Looking for the light to his darkness.

4: Married Hispanic Male, mid-thwenties, mucho hunk o' love. Just looking.

3: Single Animated Male, 18 (perpetually), thin, toned, magical warrior. Looking for obsessive Asian female w/o good relationship with her father or an ounce of self-esteem for whom to fill the chasm of despair that separates her from the rest of the world.

2: Conjoined Mutant Male, 148, tentacled, bulbous, lactating, great smile. Looking for high-pitched, moaning virgin for romantic suppers, long walks on the beach and gentle snuggling.

1: Single White Male, 26, tall, thin, bushy-haired, editor of online anime magazine. Looking for someone who gives a flying ...

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