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This drinking game is dedicated to all you whacked out chicks who are anime fans - less a game and more a guide on how to better improve your sad sack life with your pathetic, thumb sucking boyfriend.
The Whacked Out Otaku Chick Drinking Game
Rule 1:
Whenever you suspect your boyfriend of cheating, take a gulp of whiskey, stun him with your electric embrace, and then go wild by strutting around town in a tiger striped bikini.
Rule 2:
Search for a baller who can take care of you, not like your stupid-ass invalid boyfriend who makes fun of your bishounen obsession. If you can't find one, you don't deserve to live so get stinking drunk in the hopes of dying in your own vomit.
Rule 3:
Come crying back to your newly healed boyfriend after you've bankrupted some sucker by convincing him to buy you a round trip ticket to Japan and all the anime collectibles you want. Share the sake that you bought at the duty free shop with your boyfriend to show him how much he really means to you.
Rule 4:
After getting both yourself and your on-again/off-again boyfriend hooked on crack, watch "All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku." Then drink whatever you feel like because it won't matter at this point.
Rule 5:
Tell your boyfriend that he means the world to you and you couldn't live with anyone else unless they had more money, drugs, alcohol and anime. If he tries to beat you, scratch his eyes out with the empty bottle of beer you just finished. Then torture him by watching hentai and telling him how much he's missing by not being able to see it.
Kampai!
Urusei Yatsura © Kitty Films / Fuji Creative / AnimEigo.
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