All women are Ryoko, all men Tenchi. Ryokos are "it" and try to tag the Tenchis. If a Tenchi gets tagged he slams his drink and has to kiss the Ryoko that got him. He cannot move again until one of the other Tenchis brings him another drink. By the time all Tenchis get caught, they will be in the mood for a drunken orgy and won't care that all the Ryokos are slutty whores.

Players sit in a circle and assume the identity of spirit-bereft cyborg drones. Another player, The Puppet Master, rounds the ring tapping cyborgs on the head and saying "Soul-less," at which time the cyborgs must drink. The moment The Puppet Master taps a head and says "Soul" that player becomes Motoko Kusanagi and must chase The Puppet Master through a web of deception and illusion all the way around the circle. If the Puppet Master fills the gap in the ring before Kusanagi tags him, then she must finish her drink, switch roles and become the new Puppet Master. If she catches the Puppet Master before he reaches the void, then the Puppet Master and Kusanagi have united and the entire circle jumps up to beat them to death. Ideally a little girl will emerge from the fray, the perfect, soul-inspiring fruit of the Kusanagi / Puppet Master union. If not, a little blood and mayhem never hurt anyone. Everyone take a good hard drink and reform the circle.

Every player starts by drinking a bottle of saki. Then the game follows normal hide and go seek rules ... except that whoever is "it" can only tag female Ranmas. So, when searching for hiders, "its" must carry a bucket of cold water. If he/she finds a male, drench them with water. If this, for some odd reason, fails to change the male into female Ranma, use the bull cutters that you always keep in your back pocket. Both sex-changing threats will make the Ranmas run faster and participate harder in the game.