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Love, anime and alcohol - not an ideal combination by any means. But we here at Akadot have forced it to work, many times. Too many times... Anyway, before that big first date with a fellow otaku make sure things go smoothly by getting solidly trounced with:
The Otaku First Date Drinking Game
Rules for Men:
Rule 1:
Should your evening's date answer the door arrayed in skin-tight red PVC, spiked high heels and a plume of thick silver hair, steady your nerves with a handy flask of Bushmill's.
Rule 2:
Should your evening's date answer the door adorned in classic-fit jeans and a tasteful button-up blouse, choose a nice dark beer and enjoy a pleasant but uneventful evening.
Rule 3:
Should your evening's date answer the door wiping Dorito crumbs from the wedged creases in her extra-large Sailor Venus T-shirt, down a bottle of straight gin and run screaming into the night.
Rules for Women:
Rule 1:
Should you answer the door to a lithe, willowy stranger with dark, penetrating eyes, which precipitate a teary mist that collects in a gentle, saline film on his articulated, hairless chest, steady your nerves with a handy flask of Bushmill's.
Rule 2:
Should you answer the door to a man garbed in mall casual wear holding a few tasteful flowers in his weak but impressively clean hands, one or two cosmopolitans might distinguish him amidst a bar of clones.
Rule 3:
Should you answer the door to a bleary-eyed youth with Goku emblazoned on his torso whose mother waits eagerly in the humming car at the curb, feign illness and consider the benefits of sci-fi fans over anime fans while you polish off that bottle of peach schnapps that's been sitting under the sink since your last ill-fated date.
Kampai!
Ranma 1/2 © Rumiko Takahashi /Shogakukan, Inc. / Kitty/ Fuji TV / Viz Entertainment.
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